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🎵He's got the whole Anus in his hand🎵

a whole new meaning to personal shopping

"Have you tasted tofu? No, none of us have, but we've all eaten it..." Jess Fostekew ua-cam.com/video/fdGvRWXyQ3A/v-deo.html

whew, it did stress me out just a teensy bit that he was going to hang it by the collar!

1:56 actually sounds quite a lot like Joanna from Rescuers Down Under! ua-cam.com/video/kAodQxO5Xr0/v-deo.html

who possess all the possessives😂

Luv this humour. -- 1. Alcohol IS A DRUG, so is 2.coffee 3. prescribed medication 4.tobacco etc etc . Wake up call AYE !!!

If this guys a comedian anyone can become one no personality

They don't call me Ronnie

Did you poison my fave comedian . Sean lock. Trust me. You used to be funny . Talk to me!

Jon, Have you been to europe yet?

Brilliant!

"The little gay looking cnut" gets me every time 😂

I think a putter with a lever would make golf much more difficult, but fascinating to watch.

Got to nearly the end of this clip and he got to the paring knife and said that the only solace he had was that that was what he was going to kill them with Absolutely Brilliant from a man of my heart !!! Listening to him is like talking into the mirror ❤

I was in spain at a restaurant & a Spanish family adults & KIDS was eating olive's like was eating grapes,,i thought oh i will try these olive's so ordered some,,,,,,yes just like a child my reaction was "OH MY GOD ARE YOU TRYING TO POISON ME THEY ARE DISGUSTING" how people can like them is beyond me!

One of my favourite stand up comic of all time

4:03 Baby Reindeer??!

14:47 that whole rant shold be played on repeat to all of those selfricheous Karens ruining social media at the moment. They go out of their way to fish out posts they can then flood with their bloody "wisdom".... Here... a puppy playing with a toddler, the cutest video that will melt your heart. Not for Karens it's not "you shouldn't let children play with dogs, they are hurting them". A person laying in bed, trying to vent off stress after a whole day at work, their dog comes in, being all empathetic, as they do. "you shouldn't let your dog on the bed, they carry diseses"... Kids having fun outside "you shouldn't let children play outside, it's dangerous". So... people post a video of their child playing indoors "you should children play outside, yoy are ruining their childhoods"... And that never ends... Wherever you go, there are Karens trying to spoil people's enjoymen in life... If you are one of those people... please stop (read between the lines here :P ). Humanity survived just fine, children will not die because of a few bruises or dog's lick on their face. Stop projecting your sick phobias on other people...

I quite enjoy having this toff showed into my reccomendations, because he's not very special to me and he does do that whole "hatred of things that are quite enjoyable" justice. I'd rather have an olive than listen to him, and I have olives. Every time I see him, I eat olives.

One of my old roommates would always complain about his stomach and claim he had IBS, the dudes diet was shocking, the majority of his diet consisted of peanut butter… not even on bread… now im not a doctor but im pretty sure he doesn’t have IBS

If I'm not quite mistaken, wasn't Russell Howard one of his flatmates during this time?

Conan Doyle said more than a century ago (100 years for Muricans) in his Sherlock Holmes stories that London was the cesspool of Europe. Hasn't improved much, has it? Not going to visit anytime soon

"The noise I make when I ejaculate is like this... pow!" [Audience laugh hysterically] Comedy is indeed subjective.

Gotta say this, my Wife (now ex) used to go psycho when I cooked, I would plan, clean as I went and sit down to eat with a nearly clean kitchen. My wife would cook, then tell me as she cooked, I clean, I’d eat and spend 2+ hours after cleaning.

I think one big aspect about Jon's comedy is how brutally honest he is about himself. It show a lot of long, introspective nights...likely spent absent-mindedly holding an empty glass

You Jon Richardson and Johnny Vegas. Let's go!

You never disappoint jon

I adore Jon. Period.

I love Jon but Indian vegetarian curry=paneer!’

I love love love love love him

I am now attempting to mentally design a logistical means for apostrophe storage. Thank you Jon!

C'mon Jon, we all know for a fact that you DID speak to everyone like that hahaha

Olives are delicious. You just don't know how to eat them.

0:37 from eating cereal at night to weetoes, I feel called out apart from the man part 😂

Tbf I got shingles around 19 on my back and I never knew - I was just more depressed than usual until mom yanked my top up and sent me to the doctors 😂 I was pretty lucky that I didn’t feel it was that itchy (again, it just made me more depressed than usual, which I didn’t even know it could do) but it does linger. Didn’t have any treatment either, didn’t know there was any at the time 😂 Anyways, yep. Tmi!

Dishwasher bit: laughed but moreso finally felt not alone. How are others so steadfast to being ignorantly clueless to common sense?

I know this is really old, but whenever you encounter a situation where two words meld together like that. You simply change the whole buildup. "For our next step we need a single onion, please bare with me while i grab one." Just remove the problem altogether.

Haloumi

Hangovers are the main reason I have cut back my drinking. Mostly I get violent migraines, it's not worth the pain.

so wish I had someone to clean my skirting boards

it's funny because jalfrezi is vegetable by default, most indian food is.

I feel Jon Richardson would be so glad that we watched this sketch and ever since use his little trick of adding a bit of water to a dirty pot and putting it back on the stove/in the oven and frequently ask each other "Did you Jon Richardson it?"

Spot on with the dishwasher skiet, only I just do this in my head.

D I S H W A S H E R

Oh wow, a British comedian doing self-deprecating humour.

I relate WAY too much to the whole dishwasher thing lol omg 😂

I moved to Texas from England. So far he's scarily accurate on how it is here!

Jon your Dr was WRONG - I got shingles when I was 38 - which is not an old woman! I got it exactly where you did - left side upper back & on chest on front - as if a arrow had been shot through my Heart which symbolically was very apt because my daughter had just moved to live thousands of miles away, out west with her Dad & Step mother because she wanted to be with her 2 year-old sister. I had been shot through the heart, emotionally. So what happened to distress you emotionally throughout the 6 months or so before your shingles outbreak. When you’re younger your immune system suppresses the chicken pox virus which, as you said, causes Shingles - it’s been harbouring in your spine waiting until lack of sleep often caused by stress & emotional distress and reduces the efficacy of your immune system. It’s very painful! Fortunately a colleague at work had had it - he was only in his young ‘20’s then. He told me it was shingles - based on my description of the stabs of hot sharp pain & itching - Went to GP - she gave me prescription for Zovirax cream and it worked wonders! It’s hard to reach up + spread it on your own back, though! At age 65 OHIP - Ontario Health Insurance Plan in CDA covers the Shingrix vaccine which will prevent future episodes of shingles! Hopefully you can get the SHINGRIX Vaccine for yourself so you do not develop shingles again! All the best! I LOVE your style of comedy. I agree with & appreciate all your cooking & cleaning tips, dishwasher loading tips & rules for social interaction! I have been binge watching your Video clips on You Tube - both your performances on stage & your appearances as a panelist on British Game Shows! ❤❤❤

It's best to load the dishwasher before the bottle of wine.